The Monkey Says: You've Got A Friend In Me

On the part of you, the past year has been rather informative; the disgust shown and belted out vocally whenever you hear Britney's 90s song, how a staple diet of tomyam could perhaps make you the happiest girl on earth and the picky person you are when it comes to beer.

There could be no competition to your high-leveled idiocy, similar with the case of your double-L Lame remarks.

Although so, hopeful competitors should not only be well-rehearsed in the department that you are the queen of, but be completely adorable while doing so. The adoring factor that I, everyone else, is so fond of :)

Should there be another who is as accommodating, who bakes half as well as you do, who possesses the endurance that you have, that another, could very well be one of the best people I'm glad to have as a friend.

Should there be another who takes the most horrible burst-effect pictures, who speaks at a frequency of yours, who is truly magnificent in every way, that another, could very well be the gem that you are.

The beauty that is you. Simply remarkable. Happy 18th, Jean :)