Friday, December 21, 2007

Only if you watch Gossip Girl:


Lilian (Mother) : When you two are done hiding up here, I'm taking you both out for dessert.

Serena: Can't Mom. I'm busy.

Lilian: But this is important for our family, it'll just be the three of us!

Serena: Mom, anytime you say it'll just be the three of us it means you're dating someone new. Whoever it is, I don't care. I'll just meet him at the wedding.

Lilian: Fine, fine. Then I will just tell you who it is because you're gonna be seeing him around from now on. It's Bart Bass.

Serena & Erik: Bart Bass?

Serena: Mom. You cannot date Bart Bass.

Lilian: You just said a moment ago you didn't care who it was.

Serena: That was before I knew who it was.

Erik: He only has one facial expression. He scares me.

Serena: And he raised Chuck. That scares me.


HAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA!

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