Today, I had a packet of Cadbury Bytes. How come they didn't taste as nice as when I was sneakily eating it in school.
Today, I had ham for lunch. Still tastes the same. Like big fat come eat me pork. Sigh.
Today, I had Vitagen. Yes even after I know I have symptoms for food poisoning. Yesterday I had mango juice. 'Pok' until can die.
Today, I had kai lan. I have no idea what is it called in BM so kai lan it is. It wasn't nice.
Today, I had kangkung with belacan. I didn't like it either. I was trying to sting my tongue by biting on the chili but to no avail.
Today, I had fish in cheongching sauce. I have no idea what actually is in the sauce but this was nice. For a while at least.
Today, I had rice. It was white.
Today, I had deer meat. I was imagining the cuteness of a deer but still ate 2 pieces.
Today, I had Coke. The drink. It was gassy and black.
I feel fat and bloated and I want to shit but I can't. God why am I so full of shit!!!!! (pun intended)
I can hear elephants everywhere now I don't know why. What is wrong with me!!!
Now I can hear animals galloping.
God I really need to go to the zoo.
2 comments:
god..this post is amusing! u made my day la, i haven been laughing for the entire day. i think i hav a weird sense of humour =.=
hahaha! glad i did =)
although really, you're laughing at my sadness. and my need to go to a zoo >=(
haha! but anyhow welcome ;p
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