The Monkey Says: Wonderful's Wonderful Test


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Since all of you so loser, all also cannot get A1 for my test. 75 is A1 ok. Cis all failure. Hahaha.

Ok I'm giving out the answers!! Jengjengjeng. Be prepared.

Question #1

Seriously, what is my name?
Eh hello perempuan lelaki all. Seriously my name is Wonderful Papaya Wong. Like dead serious. I'm so serious Osama looks funny.

Question #2

Which is my favourite holiday?
I dunno why you all dunno I love Christmas lor.


You all think I'm super the money-minded isit now. All answer CNY CNY. Bab1 betul.
Got someone answer Merdeka also -_-

Question #3

How many blogs do I have? (Including the ones I don't update anymore)
My first blog ever publicised was my Friendster's blog. Then I have my Xanga one. And then this one. So 3 people. TIGA.

Question #4

How do I like my picture to be taken?
Many of you answered this one correctly either from reading my confession in my post, or looking at my pictures. There were a few of you who answered "Whaaaaateverrrrrrrrrrrr I just love being in pictures ;p" summoh!!!!
I APPEAR AS SUCH A PERSON MEH!!!!

Question #5

How many languages can I speak fluently in? (as in I won't stutter and hesitate all)
So many of you think I can speak fluently in so many languages *proud*. Hahahah! Truth is, can only speak fluently in English. I stutter in Malay. Goes off key in Cantonese. And I cannot speak Mandarin to save my life. Although I know it's something like "CHIU MING CHIU MING" right? Neh, I used to watch dubbed korean dramas and then they damn dramatic one.

Question #6

What is my favourite dimsum dish? (inspired by today's dimsum lunch wtf)
Siu mai! Although I dunno what is in it, what is it wrapped with but I simply love it!

Question #7

When I'm in Famous Amos, which choice of cookie would I choose to buy?
I loathe any form of nuts if they're in a bater or cake or ice cream or chocolate or whatever. I always go for No Nut Choc Chip. My cakes CANNOT have whatever nuts as topping, ice cream cannot have hazelnut or whatever, chocolate. Oh my god. Absolutely no no okay pls.
I hate groundnuts even though I eat them every now and then. Besides groundnuts, the only ones I eat are pistachios.

*wah a lot of questions hor. cis regret*

Question #8

How did I come about the nickname 'monkeyonkey'?
The nickname MONKEY came about in F3 or so. Classmates think I'm a monkey, ex boyfriend think I'm a monkey. Equals I am monkey.
The monkeyonkey was because it rhymed. Seriously. That simple.
AND WTF WHY ALMOST ALL OF YOU ANSWER BECAUSE I'M RETARDED!!! *hurt*

Question #9

Which tech gadget am I most most most pro in?
Camera la duh.


Considering I play with it every single day without fail. But now camera faulty already. Damn sad can? ........... (eh that line lifted from Jaja). Hahahahahha! Anyway. Camera is what it is. I know how to use the flower sign (macro micro whatever wtf), no flash, change shutter speed, change everything la. Pokok is, among all I most best in this lah. Sorta.

Question #10

What do I do 5 hours before a flight?
Hahahhahahaha all of you answer the shit one. The one saying I must shit before I board the plane. Although really, damn gross right shit in airplane @_@.
Anyway, answer is I cry and call. Last time I flew was to Japan and Sydney was my prey. Hahahaha damn kesian her she was like damn wtf and scared suddenly someone call and cry and tells her to tell everyone that she loves them wtf can hantuk dinding *O*

Question #11

Why did I choose for you to answer so many questions?
Because I'm a Malaysian. Kiasu lah. Cannot lose to Chia Sing who had 20 questions as well!

Question #12

What do I order, without fail, when I'm at a mamak stall?
Teh O Ais Limau. Dunno why. I don't even know which serves the best. I just drink only. I am a whale whoooooooosh!

Question #13

Who am I currently obsessed with?
You dunno this one you can go hantuk dinding sampai mati pls.


Mr Darcy happens to be a character in Pride and Prejudice, Lee Hom is <3

Question #14

What am I not afraid of?
HAHA! HEIGHTS! *wiggles backside at Gin and Sam* Terrified of ghosts because my dad exposed me to horror films too early la, and because I'm afraid of ghosts, I am afraid of the dark. Before I switch off ceiling lights, I must turn on bedside lamp wan you know. Cannot have complete darkness ok. Will die. And I am fucking scared of bugs and insects and worms and basically anything that is small and crawly or slimy or whatever.

Question #15

My webcam is in the shape of ...


Mashimaro!!
Damn cute can!!!! (<-- Jaja influenced lagi)

Question #16

How many siblings do I have?
After I drew that family portrait if I didn't study, you should very well know I only have one sister. An older, aging one who's currently in UK.


Spending all the money thus leaving no money for me for my further studies *curse curse curse* but ok nevermind she study hard, then she can pay me every month!! Give me allowance as income aside from my kick-ass job.

Question #17

What kinda games do I enjoy playing most on the PS2?
Fighting games!!! I rock in Def Jam yo. I press every single button then non stop Super Saya or SuperSoya or whatever. Dunno what is it called anyway.

Question #18

Which classic tale was I afraid of when I was younger?
The Wizard of Oz!!!! Damn scary u_u The witch so ugly!!


Cannot ok fairytales cannot have ugly things, can leave one's child traumatized. Gin scared of Mary Poppins -_- Sam scared of Snow White -_- Together we are scared of fairytales ppl. Yay unite.

Question #19

What is my favourite bread spread?
I love jam!!!!! The St. something one. Tall jar. Damn nice @_@ Wooooooooooo
I don't eat peanut butter. Dunno why.

Question #20

How do I stalk people using the Internet?
I am queen of Friendster stalking. Your third-degree friend also I know type of hardcore stalking.


=D
Am I not just a scary being. Hahahaha!







*note to self: just because you type so, doesn't mean you feel so.