The Monkey Says: What Rhymes With Poach?

*gasp*

GUESS WHAT?! GUESS WHAT?!

Oh my god.

So my mom came back from her Hong Kong business trip today but I was not home when she arrived home cos I was studying!!! at Starbucks.

And the moment I came home, the sister called from UK (prolly cos she read my emo post -_-). So we ended up talking for 12124325423 minutes and my mother started complaining even though it was my sister on the phone with me cos she says I have exams tomorrow and that I should rest.

But I totally ignored her and continued chatting on the phone cos sister was asking me what I want from UK!!! Wahlau! Where can end line right!!!

Then my mom did it.
She did it.
Oh my god.

She fucking waved the Coach plastic bag in front of me.

I INSTANTLY SCREAMED LAH! Still hanging on to the phone I shouted "OHMYGOD MOMMY'S HOLDING A COACH PLASTIC BAG IN FRONT OF ME!!!!"
And ended up screaming with my sister on the phone like those damn bimbo scream type with my mom laughing right in front of me. Not the laughing cos I'm so cute type of laugh, the kekekek wicked laugh type.

So my sister said "It's just the plastic bag isit!!! oH my god oh my god!!!"

I didn't know so ended the call with the sister and practically JUMPED towards the bag!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's just say it wasn't just the plastic bag.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M A HAPPY HAPPY GIRL!!!!


AND MY MOM BOUGHT CLOTHES FROM H&M ALSO!!! When are they gonna open a store here huh huh huh!!!!

And Esprit goodies. Ohmygosh! My cousin's coming back from HK also! And she's bearing gifts as well. And my sister's coming back, CONFIRM bearing gifts!!!!


WAHHHH!!! My mom might be going to China and India and Milan soon!!!!!!!!!


*skips around with my new bag imagining i'm in the world of alice and wonderland lalala yoohoo mr white rabbit!!!!


btw, sorry for not updating for like one day. AHAHAHHAHA, busy studying lah. Wish me luck kay!

Must study hard now. Hahahaha cos confirm get more presents!!!

OH MY SISTER SAID HOR!!!! If I do well in trials and if she sees me studying well and hard when she comes back, she *might* pay for my trip to UK this December!!!!!!! After SPM!!!! Ohmygod and dahlah mother said we're like going for family trip this year!!!!

OHMYGOD I'M SO HAPPY AND I CANNOT CONTAIN IT.


=D dun jealous yah.


*edit at 3.02 am*

WAH STILL VERY HAPPY cannot concentrate. Study halfway about Hilmi/Othman then I will whisk out the bag from the paper bag and go model with it in front of my mirror. Or wear my new clothes then model with the bag. Or I will call my phone to listen to my caller ringtones seriously I do that you know. But only because my modem's blinking and if I call out, it will STOP blinking. You see, I am smart I can be future doctor. Yes I want to be a doctor despite how much it costs and how much I need to study. I just found out that dentists are usually those who fail medicine -_- damn sad can die.

ANYHOOS damn wtf okay my mom went Disneyland T_T without me T_T She's been to so many Disneylands T_T So sad T_T
And like she bought damn ugly Disneyland shirts @_@
But very cute earrings.

Sighs. Ok going to study now Hilmi oh Hilmi what did you do now?

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