The Monkey Says: Red

Been bumming around ever since my term break. There was that period of job-hunting but that came up to nothing, so after it was lots of left4dead and monopoly, plus a trip to Penang. Before the twins went for their industrial training, illegal loading of people in one mpv was done countless times. We've learnt the great art of ducking whenever cops are in the vicinity.

The Internet in Sunway is infuriating. The one in KL isn't any better either, but at least I am able to get the number for wimax's customer service and turn on complete torture mode for the attending agent. If the modem doesn't work as well as it claims to be on a seventeenth floor, then do not retail it to seventeenth floor customers. It is completely absurd to tell a customer that "Yes, if you are living on the seventeenth floor, we cannot guarantee our maximum speed.". As a paying customer, I demand service like the other paying customers. Fuhh


On another infuriating note, your wealth does not play a part in our friendship. We've never requested for any, besides the obligatory rent/bills. If we happen to be so low through your lens, then fuck you. You and your horseshit stories in a quest for attention.

And another. Just because my guard dog's accustomed to you and your boyfriend, it doesn't mean you can climb over the gate and use the bathroom because you can't pay your water bill.






I need some comedy.