The Monkey Says: Goodbye To You

The mobile phone alarm rang at 5.30am. Bob Sinclair. Mmmm. We didn't have a pre-scheduled time to meet and leave, but thankfully I was up in time. I grabbed the juice box and poured it out to a glass. I walked into the room

what time are we leaving?
uhm .. soon
okay. give me a sec

scurried off into the shower and lit a cigarette for the long car ride. I took my essentials and walked out to find complete darkness. I walked out to the porch to find the car missing. My mobile phone rings

how come you're up so early?
what do you mean why am i up so early? i set an alarm
what alarm?
an alarm to be up?
ohh you didn't have to send me
i thought we agreed on it last night
i thought you haven't slept, and went to bed after you asked me what time was i leaving
no. i set an alarm to wake up.
nevermind, i can drive there and park-
whatever. bye

"Get me Dunhil Lights. Thanks."
Hopefully there is enough hostility in that. I am not letting this one go. I know you knew.