My first encounter with a cop because I was told to make an illegal turning! I obey the law! I like the law! Stupid Paven >=(

"IC dan lesen"
*hands it over*
"Kamu tahu kan, sana tak boleh pusing punya. Sebab tu dia letak arrow tu arah tu. Tadi kamu pusing sana. Denda boleh sampai 300 ringgit ya" *flips open his summon book*

"Encik! Jangan la encik!"

"Kamu kerja mana?"

"Masih belajar lagi! Tolong la encik!"

*points at Paven* "Dia tu .. kamu punya .."

"Bukan encik! Kami nak pergi kawan punya mak punya funeral. Tolong la encik!"

"Macam mana saya nak tolong?"

"ERRRR .. Macam mana saya nak cakap!!!"
*turns to Paven* "WEI HOW TO SAY WEI!!!"

"Saya boleh bagi peluang. Tapi kamu cakap macam mana. Saya tak boleh cakap."

"Errr .. OMG .. Er .. boleh .. er .. bagi encik minum kopi?"

"Hah ..."

"Err .. berapa ah .." "WEI HOW MUCH WEI FASTER"

"Mana saya tahu .. kamu bagi punya.."

*whips out 15 bucks and Paven takes out 20*

"Ah .. lipat duit tu, letak bawah lesen"

*folds it once*

"Lipat kecil lagi kecil lagi .. Hahh .."

"Oh .. terima kasih encik."


Thankfully my wallet has two compartments and I keep my big and small notes separately. I've heard how cops would say "Ada 50 sana" .. but with the condition of my car that's rammed here and there, plus my status as a student probably made him settle for 35.

Then we got lost at Old Klang Road. Bah.