Thursday, June 26, 2008

Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE should download Nada Surf-If You Leave, if only you want to feast your ears on the most awesome song ever. Not only is the tune so good, the lyrics mean heaps lot too! GO GO GO!

I'm leaving for Kuala Selangor in approximately 9 hours, and I still don't know what to wear! Considering our climate isn't exactly favourable, I was opting for the usual shorts and tee, before I remembered that THE MOST ANNOYING animal group will be present in, well, groups. Feasting on sweet sweet blood, and I happen to be a favourite. I hate insects. Their purpose in the world should be replaced with robots.

My allergy for food was miraculously cured by Lays, Maltesers and Tiger biscuits. Cheap biscuits are always the worst. Although they make great companions, alongside a cup of Milo during my OC episodes. If I had superpowers, I'd make liposuction possible with a point of finger. Minus the pain and the gruesome process. And the loss of blood. Great, now to find a genie that can grant me superpowers. You see, knowing the plan is halfway through its success. Positivity, too, helps to obtain a positively skewed time-against-loss graph. Yep yep.



Sigh. I'm going to die single. Crap.

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