The Monkey Says: You'll Waste 3 Minutes Of Your Life Reading This

With the excuse of a pounding headache, stationery is stationary on my desk. With the excuse of allocating 4 hours for lunch to digest, I went back to SBU just to poke around. With the excuse of wanting to do my work, I bought coffee. With the excuse of keeping myself awake, I kept my mouth busy with longan and kacang putih. I am so full of excuses, I amaze myself sometimes. Not only am I being a complete loser, I'm being it at 300 pounds. Why can't I just be a gorgeous loser! :(

The loser will now attempt to finish her Math. Although my eyes really are tired now and a nap would be good ....