The Monkey Says: Tagged By Joo Ying

1. If I was the opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?
The nearest celebration now is Halloween and I think I'd dress up as some DoTA DOTA DOTa character. Wtf I can't imagine myself getting hooked on online games hahahahahaha SuperMario wtf.

2. At 10am this morning, I was…
sleeping and dreamt that I was pursuing psychology at HELP.

3. At 10pm tonight, I will be…
finishing the last two subtopics of Radioactivity. Then I'd rest for one million hours and *then* proceed to Chemistry :p

4. Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister?
Chee Weng. AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA Merdeka celebrations will have magic shows and the Prime Minister performing card tricks while sucking on the shisha pipe hahaha!

5. If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would…
dress up in sexy lingerie and force him into sex with whips and handcuffs and leather suit and stilettos wtf s&m him

6. If I was a piece of a car, I would be the…
big SUV car because I can ram people :p not because I look like one okay babi >=(

7. If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up?
Anything chocolate. Cos then I'd have a smoking hot bikini bod running on the beach like Baywatch ahahhaha David Hasselhoff wtf

8. Singapore is good for…
single girls and shopping :D

9. If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be?
Don't Cry Okay

10. Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?
Sex God Justin Timberlake.

11. Die by drowning or by fire?
Drowning. Very ugly la die in fire.

12. What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95?
Lottery hahahahaha nola chiseen 10 bucks on lottery. Taxi to Mommy *O*

13. If I opened a night club, what would I call it?
I can't get Samantha's answer, Let's Wham out of my head I cannot think all her fault.

14. Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”?
Bulb-ous. Like a bulb la!
... ok la i cheated.

15. I think my ass is…
bouncy like Miss USA when she fell down on the Miss Universe Pageant boing