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The Monkey Says: Tagged by Chia Sing

Seven things to be done before my death.

Bungee jump / Sky dive / anything that has equally as much of adrenaline rush.
Meet a boy, fall in love with the boy who became a man (BoysIIMen wtf), marry that man.
Lose 2 dress sizes so that I'll look pretty on my death bed. Where got people wanna die ugly one!
Dance to all my favourite songs.
Force people to reenact movie scenes with me! (Like in the Notebook, where Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams lied in the middle of the road wah *O*)
Tell people what I dislike about them.
Have Justin Timberlake tell me I'm going to be okay. Obviously, I'll die right after he says so but who cares!

Seven things I will NOT do even if it kills me.

Shave my head. Ever heard of the saying "A girl's most prized possession is her hair."???? pfffft
Eat fast food for the rest of my life. That would probably kill me anyway.
You know how people say that, if you're a rape victim and you know very well that you have no way out, you shouldn't struggle and just enjoy the sex? Well, die kaukau also I will DEFINITELY struggle. At least he won't enjoy it pfffft bite his kukujiao
Eat char siew pau made of human flesh. Saw that movie?!!! That Anthony Wong movie! He killed people and made char siew pau out of their flesh and sold them or something. My family calls him Char Siew Pau man and I refused to eat Char Siew Pau ever since. Well ... till I was 16 la hehe
Become an adult film superstar? Hahahahah
Glue my mouth together with super glue wtf. Oh dear god, that would be an equal to killing me. Talking is so fun yeah.
Drink and drive.

Seven things I do when I'm away from the public.

Scratch unpleasant itchy areas.
Check my pad if it has overflown or not. Important ok!
Weird stretches and exercises from magazines HAHA
Wear my cap and pretend I'm rapping in front of the mirror.
Do the machine gun fart HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (because the normal ones are still acceptable in public.)
Hold my tummy with my hands and move them in circular motions heh.
Talk to myself, pretending I'm person A & B.

Seven fav sentences/quotes.

If it's meant to be, it will be.
"Some confessions are bragging in disguise." - Desperate Housewives
To a lecturer with moustache, "Is your moustache the source of your knowledge? Because if it is, please don't set so difficult questions because most of us don't have moustaches!"
"Nothing is more deceitful, than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast." - Mr Darcy, Pride & Prejudice - Jane Austen.
"People. They're all Christianity. The little stupid differences are nothing compared to the big stupid similarity!" - Bart Simpson on different paths of Christianity.
Maybe the truth is, we hide because we want to be found. We walk away to see who will follow. We cry to see who will wipe our tears away and we let our hearts get broken to see who cares enough to fix them.
"You said you would love me till you die, as far as I know you're still alive." - Shakira, Illegal.

Seven favourite songs from all time.

Seven things I'll make you wish you didn't do if you did.

Seven people to tag.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007