The Monkey Says: Hairy Like Harry

This morning, there were 2 messages waiting for me. One asking if I was there, and another, stating what has happened in the last book of Harry Potter. For the record, I'm not even sure if the leak was for real but I don't wanna take any chances of typing it out here. The thing is, it's not that I mind knowing what happened, because I'm not much of a Harry Potter fan. I've only read 3 books and after that I got lazy cos I kept forgetting what happened in the last book and my, is it me or were they were getting so thick! Mobility was minimal. However, I'm not here to tell you how happy I am that it's finally the last edition of the Harry Potter series or to do spoilers. What I really feel like expressing is how inconsiderate people are getting.

Like for instance, I got that message telling me who died/who got married/who got fat wtf (note: they're for instances) in capital letters, and even though they weren't a big deal for me, I still think it's disrespectful. People who do spoilers are so annoying can. I even have contacts leaving their personal messages as "HARRY GOT FAT? HERMIONE IS A LESBIAN? SNAPE IS BALD?!" (once again, for instances) and though I try not to read, my eyes just kept on registering the information into my head and before I know it, I remember every single damn thing about the last book and basically don't even have to ask around or read the book. If I were a hardcore fan, I'd knock three times on their door wtf, and when they open, slap them with the book. Like real WHAM PIAK GEDEBOK!!! Wah syok.

Charmaine told me that during the release of the 6th book or something, there were a group of people at the release and as the bookstore was jam packed with people, screamed out loud who died. People then threw stuff at them.
-_-'''

Seriously, what pleasure does one gain from spoiling the story for another? Is it soooooo enjoyable to be threatened with death with the person you're doing spoilers to holding the thickest Harry Potter book in hand? Keeping the ending to yourself, that hard eh?
If he/she were someone you hate and is ugly, it's pretty understandable, but oi! I'm pretty and nice to you what!! Must spoil the ending for me is it. Cis.

So I'm here to tell you, people who do spoilers, that all of you lack morality and should really take a Harry Potter book and whack yourself in the head, if not create a Harry Potter scar on your forehead wtf. Haha omg I'm so funny.

But really, you're lucky I'm not a hardcore fan lest I'd squeeze your balls till they pop. However there are so many of them hardcore Harry fans and spoiling the ending of the all the endings (wauu sound so bingbangboom) is simply an act of lack of maturity.

I digress,
WTF my neighbours are hammering. Wtf they doing. WHY WHY WHY!!!
Dokdokdokdokdok
When I was young, whenever there was someone hammering at the other side of the wall, I'd run to the drawer, grab a hammer (I was so strong yea) and hammer back exactly at the same spot and in the same rhythm. (Oh my god I couldn't spell rhythm!!!!! o_o)
Now that I'm older, I'm too old for that crap yeah. I can't even run. I'm an old ladeh. I can only scream and scold them.
Like what I did at SAB's campfire yesterday when they shone that stupid spotlight right in our face.
"DEI PAIN LA WEI!!!!"

=D
It was unintentional, I swear.


Stop spoiling Harry Potter's ending no matter how lesbian-y Hermione is and how shiny Snape's head is now. Don't.
Ah well, you probably can't do it to me anymore anyway. I know what happened - saved money! And don't worry I don't do spoilers. Unless you're ugly and I hate you.

*puts MSN angelic emoticon here*

Okeh, me go shower now me smelly hair smelly oily. Doogbyes o_O