The Monkey Says: Get Off

I'm suffering right now. I refuse to pee in my toilet because my aunts and uncle came over just now and the one aunt I absolutely loathe used my toilet. And no, I don't pee in any other toilets except for the one in my room.

Shit la, damn need to pee now!!! Damn lazy to go wash the toilet seat.

She's damn annoying. So many toilets in my house must purposely use the one in my room annoying annoying STEP STEP STEP STEP!!!!!1

I am anal ok pffft I don't like it when people I don't like sit on my toilet seat. Which explains why I don't use seated toilets in public besides it being absolutely dirty.

Just finished watching Oceans' Twelve, again. I have never caught Oceans' Eleven you know. Damn sad, doesn't help that they said the Eleven is like the best among all T_T

Damnit I still need to pee.

I have to copy 3 essays, and do 4 reports before I can call it a night. However, knowing me, I'll either not sleep or die and not do anything lalala.

OH yesterday the funniest thing happened! Today or yesterday aiya dunno la Monday morning.
So I was like damn in candle mood the night before so I lit one candle and placed it on the table.
Next morning, my mom came into my room to wake me up cos once again I am incapable of waking up for school and she went ballistic!

"OMG! Why you light candle!!!!! Later catch fire foh zuk foh zuk (which translates to fire fire kebakaran -_-) !!!!!!"

Somewhere along those lines and I wasn't even awake at that time but was woken up by her screaming and her frantically blowing out the candle. Damn wtf I tell you my mother paranoia queen -_-''''
And she's going to Hong Kong again!!! Cis that woman forever going somewhere ask her bring me cannot cos I have school cis cis cis next week going China cis cis cis.

I still need to pee. Argh.