The Monkey Says: Wanna Send Me A Smile?

I never fail to get excited and all whenever I receive smiles on Friendster because I seldom get them la duh.

This applies to all, friends, 2nd degree friends or complete strangers.

Not sweet meh they send smiles!!! Hehe!

So I was like damn excited la right, cos I received a smile from this unknown person called "Prince".


-_-

Very tempted to type a reply with endless sarcasm yet am afraid because this "Prince" happens to be a very horny guy.

Has a sex video or so it looks like on his profile like eh hello dunnid share with the world pls. I know lah, I'm very auntie not open minded all conservative but I do believe that if porno is what makes you happy, please be a happy man behind closed doors.

On another note, it's like 3.48 AM now, I'm only done with Form 4's text book and my exam is in another 6 hours+ and woohoo I have 16 more chapters to go. How I wish Moral was in English then I wouldn't have a hard time reading and understanding and memorising.

I strongly detest memorising without understanding because I don't see a point and I would tend to question myself and in the end, I would be a very berry confused girl.

You see, by typing slowly and without any Malaysian suffixes, I have conned myself into believing that what I'm doing right now is actually productive, thus, not having to look at my Moral textbook.

Something else that's on my mind is what a deaf person I am. Seriously. People who hangout with me should know that most of the time I am unable to keep up with what's being said. However, I am queen of eavesdropping. How ironic.

And eavesdropping isn't something I do deliberately. It has become a nature of mine since I was in primary school. How so, you may ask?
Because when I was younger, and more kepochi than ever, I never failed to eavesdrop on my sister's conversations with her friends.
Now that my sister's not in the country, I eavesdrop on my dad.

This is not healthy, I must say, but comes in handy as information (to blackmail etc).


I need to tweeze but I'm oh-so-blind. I need that plucking machine thing la Ru Jean!!!
Maybe I should go tweeze now considering how bored I am.

Shit la wei, I can't study at home.
Ok la Fri Sat Sun go Starbucks.

I have like 20+ papers to sit for oohlala it is now 4.03 AM.
I miss Christmas.

I miss holidays.

I bought a skirt today! I also had my first banana leaf rice today! And and yeap that's about it.

I miss my birthday.
MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR DAMN WAHAHA. Ngam ngam after trials I think.

Ohmygod I'm going to die eeeeeeeeebong.


Do you think I'm delusional?
It is now 4.07 AM.