The Monkey Says: The Hairy Side and The Great Fall

I've endured remarks being thrown at me many a time replying with a nod or laughing it off.

(speaking of laughing, I fucking fell on my backside in class today! -_- will post more at the end of the post)

It wasn't till a few moments ago when I waxing that I realise, why the fuck do I even care? (of course that didn't stop me from waxing la! Beauty is a must-must.)
But my point being, Yes I fucking have fucking facial hair. So do you.

Just because I'm fair and I'm hairier wtf, makes it something to point out when you're 2 inches away from my face after I've ran 1.5 kilometres and my face is drowning in sweat.

Back then, it used to matter much because having facial hair would deem me as somewhat a boy with boobs if not due to my actions and verbally outspoken side. And frankly speaking, I didn't like that. Heck, no one would.

I couldn't understand why did my facial hair stand out among the rest and since then I've secretly observed everyone's upper lip to see if she/he has facial hair wtf
I would, almost everyday, use the magnified side of my mini mirror to check my upper lip. Yes it mattered that much to me. And to think I didn't care what others think. Heh.

If it weren't for my thick skin self, constantly praising myself, I would've gone into depression for sure. One's for the weight, another for the facial hair.
Despite being perhaps the most shameless amongst the shameless people I've met, remarks regarding matters like so did continue to hurt my feelings and ego (wtf like sending letter to Dr. Phil)

But there always come a point in my life where I just go "Fuck it all." and continue being that hairy fat monster who farts and burps everywhere. And today was it.

Everyone has facial hair. Stop picking on me you idiots. I'm fair, what people usually sought after like hello? I have a quality you don't possess and likewise. You're less hairy (damnit what I don't get is, my dad is like hair-less so where did all my hormones come from!!!!!)

You can help me tweeze whilst I lay a mask on your face to make you fairer. Or perhaps you could just shut up while I tweeze.
I'm talking about tweezing armpit hair btw, not upper lip. I tried that, FUCKING PAINFUL CAN DIE TYPE OKAY.
But I still did it just now. So now my upper lip is like kemerah-merahan. Fuiyoh my BM.

What la, what has my serious post become of -_-

So basically my point is, if you suffer similar sufferings like Wonderful Wong, just Fuck It All.

=)


Okay so about my big fall in my classroom.

So we were greeting the Chemistry teacher who came into class and we were being good students and stood till she asked us to sit.
And bom. I fell. Just like that. My backside on the floor and the chair behind me.
Nope, no one played a prank on me. I don't know how the chair shifted but I fell.
And everyone in class who were supposed to sit, stood and looked at me as I burst out laughing because seriously I've not had such a klutzy moment in years!
Chemistry teacher was stunned as well.

In the end, everything was fine, backside was doing great. Still big and round and squishy.
Wished I had a camera though hehehehe ;p